#dont be sad :(

[tielmamon]

mwah

[poomphuripan]

POOM PHURIPAN as JOE

MY STAND-IN (2024) | 1.02

[coolbeanzeaglbones]

Click here if you're sad

Why are you sad? I hope you're doing okay, here have this cute pic

[notthewriteryourelookingfor]

Hey don't cry, they've figured out how to use hair to soak up oil spills and then recycle the hair into compost, ok?

[greenteadumplings]

Don't worry Tyson. This is Greek Mythology we are talking about.....we'll eventually find a story where a guy in the story DID attract the attention of a moose!!

[seullovesme]

i’m sorry

AAA ITS OKAY MY LOVE

[elijah-loyal]

shh dont be sad

1 mid-sized or large cucumber

1 tomato

lemon juice

parsley

olive oil

salt

bread (any kind)

hummus (preferably the good, fresh kind)

set bread to toast

dice tomato and cucumber however fine you want. Optional onions can be diced as well

mix vegetables together, add lemon juice and salt to taste (you always need more salt than you originally think and less lemon juice)

splash with olive oil and mix WELL. leave to sit

spread toast with hummus and put salad mixture on top. garnish with parsley

[yoan-le-grall]

[kiynania]

HE LOOKS SO SAD :(

[whyiseverynametakenpls]

Don't play with us!

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Genre : fluff

Tw : none

Pairing : Maria Marionette x reader (romantic)

Characters : you, maria, a few other dolls and your owner

Story : Hey! You can't do that!!

You shoot a hard look at Maria from the shelf right in front of her. "She really thinks she's better than me. But she's not!" you mutter, talking to yourself, as you feel a strong dislike for her.

She gives you an annoyed glare back and mumbles something; her face shows she's bothered. She gets even more annoyed as she keeps looking at you, and you can clearly see her making a face of annoyance.

You react dramatically, gasping loudly. "Can you believe her?" you say in an exaggerated way, putting your hand on your chest, and looking at her with a mix of disgust and shock. "Hm!" You turn your head away in a huff.

You can't exactly remember how this whole rivalry started, but what you do remember very well is that she got you so mad that you just didn't want to talk to her anymore.

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“Ugh! You again.” She scoffed.

“Don’t act like you’re the only one that doesn’t want to be here! I’d rather stay in a garbage truck than be with you!” You retort.

She opened her mouth in shock. “That was so rude! How dare you!” She shouted.

“No, how dare you!?” You get mad back at her.

The other dolls looked at you and saw imaginary sparks from between your faces. A doll sighs.

“I wonder when they’ll finally make up after all these years…” She mumbles.

“10 if they never make up.” A doll chimes. “30!” Another adds.

“Wow, you guys really have no hope for them huh?” The same doll from before laughs.

A doll came from behind her and started to speak “I mean look at them! They’ve been fighting for 2 decades now! If they haven’t made up, then I’m not sure they ever will.”

“I guess so…” The woman doll lets out a sigh.

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You were peacefully savoring the quiet moment while Maria slept, but suddenly, the sound of footsteps outside reached your ears.

You tore your eyes off the other shelf and looked at the door.

The footsteps gradually drew nearer, teasingly slow, as if playing with your senses.

You inhaled deeply and held your breath, refusing to release it in fear of what was going to happen.

The door opened slowly as a child and an old woman entered the room.

You recognized the old woman as your owner, who played with you when she was still a teen.

“Is this really all mine grandma?” The child excitedly says.

“Of course darling, but they are quite old, so you need to remember to take care of them nicely, okay?” The old grandma said.

“She’s giving us to... That demon??” You accidentally said out loud, but luckily the grandma and child didn’t seem to hear it.

“You’re the best grandma! I love you!!” The child screams and runs out of the room.

The grandma smiles as the child walks out of the room as she follows her out, closing the door on her way out.

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You didn’t want to admit it, but the child actually took good care of you all.

The child cleaned you up, cleaned the shelves, and even made a change of clothes to all of you.

“I guess I’ve lost…” You sigh, admitting defeat because you thought the child wasn’t going to be a good owner.

“Whatever I guess…” You mumble to yourself.

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“Now to clean my favorite dolls!” The child made excited gestures as she jumped around, reaching to both you and Maria.

You sent a glare to Maria, a sign telling her to back off.

She sent you a glare back to show that she wouldn’t back off, so you should instead.

You look away in displeasure.

After being cleaned, you both were left to stand while your child owner tried to look for the new set of clothes that they had made for you.

You continued your rivalry with Maria as your owner left.

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“Yes! Found them!” They scream from outside.

The door opens to reveal your owner holding clothes that looked like… A wedding suit???

You looked at Maria as you saw her eyes widen.

The owner dressed you up in wedding attire.

You and Maria were both dumbfounded.

“What..?” You thought to yourself.

You both only snapped out of your thoughts when you heard the child say “You may now kiss the bride”

You both were moving closer to each other, but you or she could not do anything about it.

Your lips finally met and you immediately moved away from each other.

“Did you just… KISS ME??” You say to her, as you held a hand to cover your blushing face.

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<- MASTERLIST

-> Some Maria fluff to help with Mysta's grad :)

[boanerges20]

Don't Be Sad... Chill The Fuck Out...

[sivistheone]

Hey wait stop scrolling for a second-

Yes I'm speaking to you.

It's okay. You're doing great! Keep going. You may not realize it but there are people in your life who appreciate you and appreciate your presence in their lives. There are people who watch you in silence and see your progress. Those people are rooting for you! I'm rooting for you.

[not-my-final-account]

I was just on Wattpad, when I realised I had a message and I wasn’t excited, not even smiling! I used to jump in excitement.

I regret losing that joy. If your seeing this no matter how good or bad your life is going, go do something that makes you happy(unless it hurts you), don’t guilt trip yourself out of it, we do that to much, you deserve it, and if your not in the mood to be happy, put on a funny show or do something that will make you happy and laugh (or just a mood in the happy or mutual genre, sometimes you just don’t want to be bursting with joy)

Tell me what your happy thing is in the tags, comments, or reposts

[starsunfirelight]

Videos to watch if you're confused about the state of the world right now

the election, I'm talking about the election

also check out his other videos

he's biased and really angry but he's right on a lot of things, or at least that's how I feel and he feels the same

super important!!!! probably the most informative of them all

am I just going to believe any random person on the internet?? idk but like I trust them in my vibes, matches this gut feeling that I have bc I grew up with someone like that, and actually I used to be like that too, now I know better

his allies are more scary than trump

trump being best friends with biden, getting educated, and seeing the things he's causing and then using his heart to help the american people is my hope for the world cuz it all comes down to him, I hope he can inspire and affect change because a lot of these people really look up to him

it's not good to blindly support a movement, no matter what it is

this one's just for fun lol but like that's how I reacted when I found out haha

them kids... really are different huh

but hey this is just one article and a personal bias so beware, I'm just telling you to have patience and yeah no these kids aren't totally stupid and do deserve to vote

wait

all the kids who voted for trump

not just boomers who are susceptible to what they get accused of

believing anything and everything on the internt

O-O

TELL EM, BERNIE

i hard agree

facts

people being like "I'm shamed to be an American" "I can't believe America is evil"

you're just realizing this NOW?????

like, those clips, WE'RE the fire nation... did they mean nothing to you?

not everyone knows America is imperialist and the really bad things they did to Latin America?

[michirix]

The guy that doesnt want you to be sad :)

[trekkerac]

The start Sadly can't have ghost fun without dying 😢 RIP Stanley

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